Corpsefucking Art - War of the Toilet Gear
I was digging the fuck out of this record until I made the mistake of reading the lyrics. The music and vocals are awesome. Chugging, blasting, dirty Death Metal in the Broken Hope and Fleshgrind vein. The first song compels the head to bang and the chorus to be growled along to, that is until you realize he’s saying, “Scooby Dooby Doom.” Deep isn’t it? The second track is an inspirational story about a toothbrush and a bar of soap fighting. Other hot topics include raspberry jam, cumming glue, backgammon, pigeons, motocross, Winnie the Pooh, and singing in the shower. I thought the first couple Spaceballs samples were funny, but after the next ten or so, I figured I could’ve just rented the movie. I guess by the band name, song titles, album artwork, and Brujeria cover I should’ve known I was in for a joke band, but I suppose when I heard how cool it was I forgot. I’m not against humor in extreme music, but it should be done with moderation, and oh yeah, it ought to be funny. Bands like these are why no one takes Death Metal seriously, and it hurts me personally that they are Italian. If they want to make their next album worthwhile, while still retaining the novelty aspect, make it a Karaoke release.
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