Tesseract - One

Posted on Thursday, February 03, 2011

The press release for this album described Tesseract as “Leaders of the djent movement.” Thank Satan I don’t know what “djent” means, but I’m assuming that it has something to do with chugging equine semen, because the aptly named One sucks horse dick. I’m not sure if the little girl squealing the Emo vocals is worse than the absolutely weird guitar tone and ridiculously terrible staccato “riffs” that typically sound as if multiple (shitty) songs are being played simultaneously, but the overdose of Prog Rock lameness is the last bit of corn in this turd sandwich.

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