Gallhammer - The End

Posted on Wednesday, May 11, 2011

You know, I really want to like this band. I really do. I mean, they are cute Japanese girls that like Hellhammer and Burzum! Where I’m from, finding that is pretty much the equivalent to finding a bag with a million dollars in it on your front porch. I want to like them, but I just can’t. The fact is, their music is pure shit. No talent slop. I hate to say it, but if these were dudes, they wouldn’t be on Peaceville, they’d be on Hell’s Headbangers. No front covers on Terrorizer and Zero Tolerance, maybe a quarter page ad in I Hate You Motherfucker. I tried hard to give this new album a chance, figuring since they are a 2-piece now they’d bid farewell to the weakest link. But they’re just as terrible as ever. Sloppy, badly produced one-chord Sludge with awful vocals. Making it through the sadistically torturous length of this album should win you a date with the lead singer.

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