Evil Divine - Feathers Have Fallen
Only in New Jersey could people this fucking retarded exist. Looks like these trendies saw a picture of Cradle of Filth and decided to start a Black Metal band. Evil Divine is to Black Metal what Taco Bell is to Mexican food. A cheap imitation. The vocalist’s name is Demonica. Wouldn’t that be a better stage name for a female? What’s even more hilarious than the CD is the show review they enclosed with their bio. At the gig reviewed they cover an Anal Cunt song, hey that’s pretty evil, and Demonica dedicates a song to his girlfriend, which I know first hand is a bad mistake. He’ll be sorry when the cunt leaves him, and if she’s heard this demo she probably already has. [I wish we had the space to reprint these poseurs’ press release, as it is the most unintentionally funny thing I have ever read. -Editor]
(9) Comment(s)
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BarryMetal98 said:
Well, if you knew these guys you would know they were all about jokes/being funny. I think you missed the point, retard. Most of those guys are in the band Rumpelstiltskin Grinder now…who were signed to Relapse Records and now Candlelight Records. You mad bro? What have you done besides write reviews for a crappy zine that is forgotten/absolutely no one cares about?
Barney Greenway said:
Hey “BarelyMetal98” you’re a little late to the game, commenting on a 14 year old review, huh? Anyway, Rumpelstiltskin Grinder… good thing they’re a joke band, but too bad they’re not actually funny.
By the way, you cared enough about Metal Curse to leave a comment, idiot.
Try suicide!
OnlyInDeath said:
“Well, if you knew these guys…”- yes, because a great hallmark of good bands is being personally familiar with their in-jokes and humor.
“Rumplestiltskin Grinder…Relapse Records”- oh, well in THAT case it must be good. Or not.
“What have you done”- not put out this shitty record, for one thing.
Lawrence Wallace said:
Hi OnlyinDeath, are you the editor answering those questions? I’m friends with those guys but that is about the hardest bashing review I ever read! Haha
admin said:
Lawrence Wallace: No, I’m (Ray Miller) the editor.
OnlyInDeath is obviously a cool motherfucker, but isn’t affiliated with Metal Curse. Although… anytime Only’ wants to write a guest review, it would be most welcome!
OnlyInDeath said:
I might have to take you up on that!
I assume as Admin you can see the email address I put in with my comments? Drop me a line
Lawrence Wallace said:
ok, I was just wondering, you didn’t show any mercy on those guys, haha… well now since I got in contact with you on here, would you be ok with reviewing my band’s new CD that came out this past July? The band is called “shadows in the crypt” and the album’s name is “cryptic communications” on HPGD Productions. I don’t mind strong criticism at all, just trying to spread my wings in the scene. I’m not sure how much you got going on out there but If you decide you can do it that would be awesome.
admin said:
Lawrence Wallace: We never show any mercy!
That said, we’d be glad to give your CD a listen.
Reviews are not guaranteed, but if we can find enough to say about it, good or bad, we will.
Our snail mail address is on the CONTACT page, or if you have a download link, that would work, too.
Lawrence Wallace said:
Ok great, yeah sure, you can get the whole album at this link on the rockbox torrent site. I put it up there for free intentionally to gain some exposure. Thanx a lot. If you decide to review it please let me know, here is the link:
http://psychocydd.co.uk/details.php?id=c3302d2a5399dde6e802a8ded5a18422bdbd8cbd
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