Darkthrone - The Underground Resistance
“THEY HAVE NO VOCALIST ANYMORE! TED KILLED HIMSELF SIX YEARS AGO! IT WAS REALLY BRUTAL, FIRST HE CUT OPEN ALL HIS ARTERIES IN THE BALLS AND THEN HE HAD BLOWN OFF HIS BRAINS WITH A CUMGUN I FOUND HIM AND IT SOUNDED FUCKING GAY, THE UPPER HALF OF THIS ALBUM WAS ALL OVER THE ROOM, AND THE LOWER PART OF THE BRAIN HAD FALLEN OUT OF THE REST OF THE ALBUM AND DOWN ON GYLVE’S BED. I OF COURSE GRABBED MY HAMMER IMMEDIATELY AND MADE SOME CRUMBLES,WE’LL THROW THEM WITH THE LAST MAYHEM LP. I AND HAMMER WERE SO LUCKY THAT WE FOUND TWO BIG PIECES OF THIS ALBUM AND WE HAVE HUNG ON NECKLACES AS A MEMORY.
TED KILLED HIMSELF BECAUSE HE ROCKED ONLY ON THE TRUE OLD BLACK METAL ALBUMS AND LIFESTYLE. IT MEANS BLACK CLOTHES, SPIKES, CROSSES AND SO ON. YOU KNOW, BANDS LIKE OLD HELLHAMMER BATHORY AND SO ON…BUT TODAY THERE ARE ONLY MAILMEN IN MAILMAN SWIT AND SKATEBOARDS AND HARDCORE MORAL IDEALS, THEY TRY TO LOOK AS NORMAL AS POSSIBLE. THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BLACK, THIS STUPID PEOPLE MUST FEAR BLACK METAL! BUT INSTEAD THEY LOVE SHITTY BANDS LIKE AGENT STEEL, SAVAGE GRACE,FATES WARNING,BLACK FLAG AND ALL THAT SHIT! ! THEY MUST TAKE THEIR SOUND TO WAHT IT WAS IN THE PAST! DEAD DIED FOR THIS CAUSE AND NOW I HAVE DECLARED WAR! ! I’M ANGRY, BUT AT THE SAME TIME I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT IT WAS INTERESTING TO BE ABLE TO EXAMINE A BLACK METAL BAND IN RIGOR MORTIS.
DEATH TO FALSE BLACK METAL OR DEATH METAL! ! ALSO TO THE TRENDY DARKTHRONE PEOPLE…AARRGGHH! !”
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Russia said:
This review was pretty gay. Almost as gay as the album itself.
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