Ana Kefr - The Burial Tree

Posted on Thursday, March 31, 2011

It’s bad enough to write an entire hour-long album of generic, boring, Proggy Death/Thrash, but to give your band a horrifically shitty name on top of that just adds insult to injury. It’s not like they’re from Guam or Egypt, or even Latvia. They’re from fucking Riverside. So, why the need to sound so exotic? What if I had liked it? How would I refer it to someone without sounding like I had Downs? How am I even supposed to say this? What the fuck is this, Wheel of Fortune? I’d like to buy a vowel, please. Are there any “O”s? I’d like to solve the puzzle: “No Living Person in 2011 Cares About Your Shitty Band.”

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Jon Konrath said:

“Dude, I’ve gotta run down to the Whole Foods and get some free-trade organic Ana Kefr for this tofu recipe.”

Posted on Sunday, April 03, 2011 - 08:06:06 PM

Rob Liz said:

I know right? If they put in half as much effort as you did on this review they might actually have something worth a shit right? I mean Rhiis Lopez couldn’t possibly be Egyptian or anything with a Mexican name like that. What a bunch of hipsters.

Posted on Friday, February 08, 2013 - 03:15:15 PM

Vandy said:

Best review of a band name I’ve ever seen.

Posted on Tuesday, February 12, 2013 - 12:22:19 PM

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