The Haunted - Unseen
I’m happy to say that I haven’t heard The Haunted for over a decade, since I reviewed 2000’s The Haunted Made Me Do It, but as lame as this group has always been, I would have never guessed that they could fall this far (or have this far to fall). I didn’t even think that this was the same band at first, and was disgusted to discover that it is. I remember The Haunted as being at least a little aggressive, and some cut-rate form of Metal, if nothing else, but those qualities are utterly absent here. Honestly, I’m at a loss to even begin to describe how ridiculously terrible Unseen is. The horrible, whiny, cunty Alt Rock vocals seem as if they would have to be the worst thing I’ve ever heard, except there is also what the band calls “music” to go with them, which is often somehow even more lifeless and useless. It’s like a combination of the most homo-erotic fantasies of a Pantera cover band somehow filtered through Creed’s used ass tampons. Except nowhere near that heavy or interesting. Avoid this monument to weakness at all costs, as if your very life and sanity depended on never hearing it - because they do. I suffered through listening to this ridiculous testament to the pussification of the world so that no one else will ever have to. Kill anyone you see wearing a The Haunted shirt. BE CAREFUL TO NOT GET THEIR BLOOD ON YOU! Burn the corpses.
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Thorne said:
I have not heard this disc and it would not surprise me if it is as bad as you say…
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