Norther - Circle Regenerated
The “circle” relating to the album’s title must be a male anus. I seem to remember giving a small percentage of a fuck about this band’s sophomore album, 2003’s Mirror of Madness, but they were an actual Metal band back then. This album is a pure homosexual orgy. The deluxe edition comes with extra tracks and a mason jar full of midget semen. This band sounds like Warrant now, but only the ballads. Each song is about loving a man’s butthole. They are probably trying to capitalize on the success of fellow Finnish gaylords Children of Boredom by taking all elements of Death Metal and Thrash out of their sound and replacing it with a mangina. Riffs that beg to have men shit on their chests during felching. Catch them on tour soon with Liberace, Ricky Martin, Lance Bass, Freddie Mercury, Rob Halford, and those faggot lion tamers.
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Stormbreaker said:
After hearing The Haunted’s last album (I was morbidly curious after reading your review, but thank Satan I didn’t pay for it!), seems like Norther should tour with them and Tesseract. Maybe they could call the tour AIDS-fest 2011.
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