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Funeral Age - Fistful of Christ

self-released - 2003

Posted on Saturday, April 30, 2011

God damn, do these guys want to be Vader! Amazingly, aside from lacking their unparalleled rhythmic dynamics, they pull it off. It’s quite an accomplishment when you consider how unique and original the techniques of the long-running Polish masters really are. Even Kevin Bedra’s vocals are a dead ringer for a young Peter Wiwczarek. That alone is really saying something! This drummer is no joke, either. He might be able to fill in for the real Vader. You might hear some critics calling this unoriginal for the overtly obvious stylistic inspiration, but Funeral Age has impressed the fuck out of me. Next time your band gets together for practice, you try sounding like Vader. Let me know how that goes. It’s even more impressive when you consider these guys are from the US. A record deal is not far from these guys, in fact, it wouldn’t surprise me if they were signed already.

Rating: 9

- Jack

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