Metal Curse - Reviews

Damien Thorne - Former Life

self-released - 1998

Posted on Wednesday, October 13, 2010

The name of this demo pretty much sums up the style of Glam Metal that these complete fucking jokes play. The vocalist sounds like he is trying out for a Motley Crue cover band. I really should have been able to tell that this was gonna be bad by A.) Cheesy Butt Rock band name, B.) Complete absence of dignity or originality with desperate song titles like “Enter the Nightmare” and “Exit Jekyll, Enter Hyde,” and C.) The band’s photo. The drummer has the gayest white trash haircut I’ve ever seen in my life. I bet you all these guys wear huge white high-top basketball shoes with the tongues sticking out over their pants which are 3 sizes too tight. Call me anything you want, this clown should be beaten down and shaven. C’mon you dorks, the early ’80s are long gone. Let’s learn from our mistakes, okay?

Rating: 1

Originally appeared in Metal Curse #12

- Jack

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