Black Market Flowers - Thicket
Here’s how I think this band formed: They watched MTV for 3 days straight, with no sleep or food. They went to the mall to discuss the experience, and get some health-food snacks, when a marketing director for Boy’s Life Records found them crying because their cappuccino had gotten too cold, or warm, or what the fuck ever it is not supposed to be. They were told that they had the right “look” and asked if they could play any instruments. They said no, but that they had just watched MTV for 3 days and thus knew exactly what is hip this week. They were signed instantly, given about $40,000 to record this banal mess, and the result is sheer audio torture - in the bad way. If bands like this can get signed, then the only answer is that this world must be destroyed and a new one shall rise up to take its place, wherein only deserving bands get deals. As some cool guys once said, “I await the day.”
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