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Baptists - Baptists

Southern Lord - 2011

Posted on Monday, April 25, 2011

One of the most highly anticipated musical endeavors in the history of mankind here. Four tracks/ten minutes of noisy forgettable slop. The band sounds like a 10th-rate Converge doing a 10th-rate job of covering Eyehategod songs that weren’t good enough to make any albums. Or, just imagine if The Abominable Iron Sloth had no talent or good riffs. Not liking this actually made me cooler and smarter. I’m guessing since 234,654 bands that already sound identical to this just formed today, a 14-album/$9.8 billion deal is already in the works with either Southern Lord or Relapse. And of course a 364-day tour with similar Safe Metal bands like Isis, Howl, Baroness, Mastodon, Neurosis, Cough, Kylesa, and The Atlas Moth, called the I’m Just Going to Eat Something and Go to Bed Fest. Feedback isn’t that hard to achieve, people.

Rating: 5

- Jack

Tags: Baptists - Hardcore - Sludge
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