Drainland - ...and So Our Troubles Began
Absolutely fucking awful Irish Sludge. No talent, no heart, no riffs. Just pure slop on top of pure shit. Noise for worthless, stupid, trendfucking losers. To like this album means you were raised wrong. All of the members of this band liked Metalcore last year. Complete void of musical, lyrical, and vocal talent. Pure fecal matter. I downloaded this album for free and I still want my money back. Highlights include: guitar feedback and hitting the stop button. No listening enjoyment whatsoever. Pure excrement. I made a more sophisticated, more entertaining listening experience with one drumstick and a pillow at age 9. They wanted to play Metalcore, but palm muting an open E-string took too much focus. This will move 46 units, making it the best selling album on Southern Lord in 2011. All of the members of this band play in 27 other bands that sound just like this, and all of their bands will break up in six months, making it the longest lasting commitment they’ve ever endured. I could do this for hours, but you probably get it by now. No talent. Pure shit. Noise. Slop. The only bright spot? I sense this trend will die soon.
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Jeffery said:
Retarded review, please retire from ‘writing’ your opinion
admin said:
Hey Jeffery… Do you not like the writing, or is it the opinion?
Are you seriously saying that you enjoy sitting around listening to Drainland?
Maybe branch out and give actual music a try - you never know, you might like it.
review friend said:
Right on! I an metalcores last year begin poser fagot. Hipster garage. Subjecitive in ire land means forget guitar, drums. Autopsy Notes 10/10!
Joe said:
this guy has sure done his research, and don’t be hating, have you ever tried palm muting the E string? It’s pretty fuckin hard I’ve been playing for 4 years and still can’t do it!
Seriously class A sludge on here, look for your pop hook riffs elsewhere.
The Lad said:
Hey, this has to be one of the funniest reviews I’ve seen in a while. Not only have you managed to perfectly describe what the band sound like, you’ve also managed to display the depth of your taste. Keep writing, maybe you’ll get better some day.
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