Ana Kefr - The Burial Tree
It’s bad enough to write an entire hour-long album of generic, boring, Proggy Death/Thrash, but to give your band a horrifically shitty name on top of that just adds insult to injury. It’s not like they’re from Guam or Egypt, or even Latvia. They’re from fucking Riverside. So, why the need to sound so exotic? What if I had liked it? How would I refer it to someone without sounding like I had Downs? How am I even supposed to say this? What the fuck is this, Wheel of Fortune? I’d like to buy a vowel, please. Are there any “O”s? I’d like to solve the puzzle: “No Living Person in 2011 Cares About Your Shitty Band.”
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Jon Konrath said:
“Dude, I’ve gotta run down to the Whole Foods and get some free-trade organic Ana Kefr for this tofu recipe.”
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Sacred priests are slain
holy nuns are raped in heaven
fuck the words of god
I deny the virgin mary…CUNT
-Profanaticaas long as we’re hatin’
By OnlyInDeath on Tuesday, May 08, 2012
From the entry '7 Horns 7 Eyes - Throes of Absolution' -
Fuck the ways of Christ!
By Stormbreaker on Tuesday, May 08, 2012
From the entry '7 Horns 7 Eyes - Throes of Absolution' -
It’s great to hear from you, Bryan!
Thanks for commenting. \m/By admin on Monday, May 07, 2012
From the entry 'Astaroth (Florida - USA) - Songs of Sorrow' -
First I’d like to say that I never obtained a copy of Songs of Sorrow. Nor did I ever get the privledge to hear the final product. I parted ways with Larry Sapp and the band shortly before the release for personal reasons. I am still friends with Demian Heftel but I have not spoken with Tony Laureano in years. Like you, I preferred the “L.S.D” demo and sound. I did hear a couple of tracks from “S.O.S” and I agree that although a very good production, the sound lacked the mighty sound that was once Astaroth. Anyway, my influences have always been the thick, heavy and raw “Swedish” style and sound. For those that care, I played a Charvel/Jackson bass through an Ampeg SVT. And I loved bands like Dismember/Carnage, Entombed, Edge of Sanity, etc… Keep em’ tuned down and stay heavy \”/
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From the entry 'Astaroth (Florida - USA) - Songs of Sorrow' -
This album fucking kills!
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Mystery solved!
Thank you, el baroni.
I have learned, over the years, to not believe anything in a press release, and this is a good example why.By admin on Tuesday, April 17, 2012
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Sam did not ‘play’ or ‘sing’ on No Sanctuary.she provided the pig like scream at the beginning of the track Battery Humans.Amebix has had a few colourful characters over the years,but she was not amongst them.By el baroni on Tuesday, April 17, 2012
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I’m sorry to say that I’ve seen Goatwhore live when they were on tour with Venom a few years ago, and… holy shit, Goatwhore is even worse live. Just totally worthless! Jack is actually being very nice to them in this review.
I also don’t understand why a difference of opinion has to immediately jump to accusations of dick sucking and sandy vaginas, but I guess that’s just where Martin’s mind goes first…By Koji Kabuto on Monday, April 16, 2012
From the entry 'Goatwhore - Blood for the Master'